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Yipee I bought Derrick’s album.
(:
Derrick should feel honored.
As I rarely purchase albums.
The last one I purchased was like 2 years ago?
I think it was yuan wei jue xing’s album.
Lolx.
我就是無法歸類…
Chris bought a iPod today.
(:
Can’t wait to use it!
Hehe.
Last night we went to Suntec Convention Hall for Singapore Garden Festival 2008.
Four of us went.
Daddy, Grandma, 大姨 and me.
Somehow my camera didn’t want to corporate so we didn’t get very nice pictures.
Oh wells my dad went crazy.
He took like 200 over pictures.
FOR REAL!
Lolx.
I thought the flowers were really pretty.
I love the displays on the sixth floor.
Especially those whose theme revolves around white flowers.
I also like one of the displays that used lavender flowers.
The fragrance from those flowers were really breath taking.
(:
There are more pictures of my granny with the flowers but I don’t wanna upload them onto the blog.
3/4 of the 200+ pictures were pictures of my granny with the flowers.
(:
Looking at flowers makes me wanna get married or go to a wedding.
Haha.
Update!
It’s sold in Singapore at The Cocoa Tree and Candy Empire!!! But, at a whopping $6.80! Like WORD! I must be effin’ desperate for this to pay that much for a packet.
This is crazily YUMMY-licious!
Dear Alyssa bought this back from Australia.
It’s freaking addictive and super crazily yummy!
I wonder if it’s available in Singapore.
Singapore should import more yummy stuff from other countries.
We are missing out on way too many yummy stuff.
Anyways I’ve been looking for a planner for the longest time.
And those that I found were either too official looking or else were WAY WAY WAY too expensive.
So I decided to make one myself (like finally).
Stayed up till 3am last night/this morning(?) to make it.
After LOADS of scotch tape, double-sided tape and cutting here is my masterpiece. (:
Still empty. It took forever to finish. But the time spent was well worth it. (:
I’m so proud of myself. LOL
Just something random…
Go check it out if you are like really really bored.
It’s pretty entertaining I have to say. (:
Newest drama by HSHMM & BBT!
I think I will love this drama.
The first episode was really good.
But sadly 鬼鬼 isn’t acting in this show. ):
I really like 小蠻’s character, 小聋女, she is like so hilarious.
Anyways can’t wait till episode 2! (:
//SHOPPING//
After 2 months of waiting for my bags from Bigi, they finally arrived!
But sadly my Tai Du tees from Taobao are OOS so that’s really a bummer.
Bought a new mattress yesterday. Man is it E-X-P-E-N-S-I-V-E!
But at least I now officially off the floor. (:
My first night on my new mattress was weird.
I kept feeling like the whole bed was vibrating.
Lol. But when my mum lied on it she said it wasn’t.
So maybe it’s just me.
UPDATE! Woot my 100th post on this bloggie!
Lil’ update on the bug situation.
I managed to talk my mum into getting me a new mattress from IKEA.
Shall try to get a new bed frame to. Hehe (:
Actually after about 3 or 4 days on the floor, I must say the floor is way comfy.
LOLX
I’m camping out on the floor.
Yes, the bugs are still here.
They are stubborn little creatures that are sucking the life outta me.
Pray that there will be sun tomorrow (NO RAIN PLEASE) so that I can sun the freakin’ mattress.
And yes, I’m camping on the floor.
Sleeping bag, quilt, pillows, booster and blankie all on the floor.
I’m just short of a tent. Lolx
Buggies please leave my family alone.
You guys have tortured us enough.
If this persist, I’m thinking of booking a hotel.
Like real, that would cost a bomb.
Or maybe an air ticket to Japan?
By the time I come back with Aunt Huey Lian in Sept I think the bugs will be gone?
AHHHHHH
It doesn’t seem like a big deal.
But for me to survive today was really a miracle (at least that’s what I think).
Considering the fact that I did 2 loads of laundry (consisting of bed linens/pillow cases/quilt cover/quilt/booster covers/blankies…) yesterday (thanks to the bugs from the prev post).
Then today I had to go to work.
Which was horrible.
I had a really bad headache in the morning.
My head felt so freaking heavy.
I nearly fell asleep at work and on the bus heading home.
Then when I got home I had to clean up the mess my dear father made this morning.
He decided to remove all the bed sheets and pillow covers again.
So I had to throw them all in the wash again, wash them again and hang them up to dry again.
Then I had to iron all my sheets, put my pillows out to sun and wash a full load of clothes.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m now freaking sleepy and it’s only 9!
I can’t stand it anymore shall enter into dream land soon.
Tomorrow driving pray that I won’t get bitten tonight or else it would be horrible to be driving on just 2 hours of sleep.
URGH URGH URGH!
My house is being attacked by a whole colony of small little itsy bitsy weeny bugs!
URGH!
I’m so disgusted.
They are leaving behind really really itchy reddish bites.
It’s bloody itchy.
I had this mosquito bite on my leg and then I got bitten by the freaking bug again on the same spot.
Now that already itchy bite has multiplied by like a gazillion itchy times and it looks so swollen.
URGHURGHURGH!
DYING OF ITCH!
UPDATE-3.30AM
I’m freaking sleepy and freaking itchy.
URGH
Got bitten a few more times in two freaking hours.
Bite count now it currently 12-14 bites.
It sucks that I’m such a light sleeper.
Once I wake up it’s hard to fall asleep again.
Now I’m on the floor.
I made a makeshift bed on the floor.
Cause I’m afraid of my bed.
URGH!
Sleepy.
Lord Jesus please take away all the bugs from my house.
Please get rid of every single one of them.
AHHH I’m going CRAZY!!!!
All Things Are Possible For The One Who Believe!
A small little break from cleaning up my room.
Yes its that time again when I clear everything out of my room and rearrange all the furniture.
ALL BY MYSELF.
Yes that means the cupboards, bed, study table, sewing machine and the numerous books in my room.
All the big furniture are done so left with only all the books and misc stuff.
Ahh I’m so tired.
I saw this on someone’s blog and thought it was hilarious. Somehow the rules at the bottom seem pretty familiar probably read it somewhere before.
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
NAME _________________________
DATE OF BIRTH ____________
HEIGHT ________ WEIGHT _________
IQ __________ GPA _________
SOCIAL SECURITY #______________
DRIVERS LICENSE #____________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES________________________
HOME ADDRESS_____________________________________
CITY/STATE _________________________ ZIP______
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: ______________________________________________ ____________________________
Number of years they have been married ______________________
If less than your age, explain: ______________________________________________
ACCESSORIES SECTION:
A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No
B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No
C. A waterbed? __Yes __No
D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No
E. A tattoo? __Yes __No
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?
(IF YOU ANSWERED ‘YES’ TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)
ESSAY SECTION:
In 50 words or less, what does ‘LATE’ mean to you? ____________________________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does ‘DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER’ mean to you? ____________________________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does ‘ABSTINENCE’ mean to you? ____________________________________________________________________
REFERENCES SECTION:
Church you attend ________________________________________
How often you attend ______________________________________
When would be the best time to interview your:
father? ____________
mother? ___________
pastor? ____________
SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
__________________________________________________
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
__________________________________________________
C: A woman’s place is in the:
__________________________________________________
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
__________________________________________________
E. What do you want to do IF you grow up?
_________________________________________________
F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:
__________________________________________________
G. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANTI TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
________________________________________________________ Applicant’s Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)
_______________________________ Mother’s Signature
________________________________ Father’s Signature
_______________________________ Pastor/Priest/ Rabbi
________________________________ State Representative/Congressman
Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing.
You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might want to watch your back).
To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy’s Rules for Dating.
Daddy’s Rules for Dating Your dad’s rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you’re a guy):
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re surely not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a ‘Barrier method’ of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: ‘early.’
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing or holding hands. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka – zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car – there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
