1. [x] you own at least 4 pairs of FBT shorts
2. [x] You recall the founders day when the school was vandalized
3. [x] You still believe Hock Seng recycles/d his straws
4. [x] You spent at least 1 year of your school life patronizing the red bowl stall
5. [x] You spent more pocket money on mayo chicken and hock seng’s snacks than recess itself
6. [ ] You had 5 ting xie books so as to avoid doing correction/getting parents signatures
7. [x] You cut queue at the Yong Tao Foo stall
8. [ ] You faked an injury to wear sandals to school
9. [x] You got away with your skirt being 1 inch too short
10. [x] Your badge was never covering the pinafore bit, it was as low as you could get away with
11. [x] You made every excuse to not change out of your PE attire
12. [ ] Monday chapels were 1 hour nap time
13. [ ] You fainted at least once during school assembly
14. [ ] You always arrived late on Mondays to avoid the ‘read Chinese/MT books’ initiative in the quadrangle
15. [x] You played pepsi cola one two three in the linkway
16. [x] The only hopscotch tiles you know are the ones in the concourse
17. [x] You got upset by ‘Monkey Girls’ School’
18. [ ] You threatened a teacher that your parents will complain to XXX
19. [x] You remember Tuesday morning devotions with Mrs Tan (YES! THEY WENT ON FOREVER!)
20. [x] You know what KAP and BTP stand for
21. [x] You got away with eating in class
22. [x] You have at least one good friend from GB
23. [ ] You know where computer lab 4.1 is and you had classes in there
24. [ ] You remember when Maple Woods was just green grass
25. [x] You were one of the brats who was picked up by your mum/ahmad everyday (Not mum but dad, and I’m not a brat!)
26. [ ] Alternatively, you got a lift from a friend whose mum/ahmad picked them up everyday
27. [x] You used the orange pay phone by the guardhouse regularly
28. [x] You learnt “Rubber Duckie” as part of your music lesson (Rubber Duckie you’re the one…)
29. [ ] You can’t remember the second and third verse of the school song
30. [x] You caused a chain of effect of screams because you saw a bug/lizard
31. [x] You miss the Touch Typing program offered in primary school
32. [x] You never understood why you had to plait your hair when the ponytail reached the collar
33. [ ] You still wore coloured sports bra
34. [x] You wore shorts under your pinafore on non-PE days
35. [ ] Your class scared a male teacher away before
36. [x] You have at least three relatives who studied/are currently studying in MGS
37. [x] Your mum was classmates with your teacher/classmates mum
38. [x] You wore jackets in school because it was ‘that’ cold
39. [x] You miss MGS canteen food
40. [x] You had the fattest pencil case because it was stuffed with all those coloured pens and markers
41. [x] You still use the blueblack uni-ball ultra-fine 0.37 pen
42. [x] You still wear your House/PE t shirt occasionally
43. [ ] You almost gave the Home Econs teacher a heart attack
44. [x] There is a theme song from one of the camps or REW weeks that you still remember
45. [x] You will send your daughter to MGS
46. [x] You’ve gone back at least once to visit after graduating
47. [ ] Your class made a Lao Shi cry before
48. [ ] Hock Seng used to call you by your house (address) number
49. [x] You wonder why we never actually had prom
50. [x] You wish you could relive it all over again. (YES!!!)